big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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