Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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