you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
im about as happy as oj after his trial
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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