was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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