IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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