It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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