I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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