I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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