Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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