we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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