check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
