Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
false alarm, still single
Randomize
