forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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