whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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