walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You made out with two different species that night
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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