Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
