My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
