I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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