So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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