i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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