Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Dicks are not precious.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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