The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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