I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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