You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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