Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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