how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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