I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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