I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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