help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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