those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
