your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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