very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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