And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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