We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
she told me i tasted like america
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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