I've blown a few things in my day
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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