awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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