Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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