question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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