Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Do you still have your period?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
