Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Just pee around me
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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