Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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