u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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