Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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