New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize