thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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