Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Someone came in the potted fern
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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