break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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