haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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