Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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