he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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