Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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