How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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