Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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