It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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