We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Randomize
