if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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