Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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